thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
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Okay: Whipped cream, vodka, and a trampoline. This will either be really great, or really tragic.
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
Based on the fact my iPad is covered in pizza, I'm going to assume I ate pizza last night
A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
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I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
I swear to god, I'm like....the Jedi master of dick.
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
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