There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
You took a bag of frozen peas to bed wiith you "to help with the inflamation".
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
Absolute soulmates or functional alcoholics?
Can't be the first without the last
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
It tasted better than Jesus's hair.
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
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