ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
i think im the only person who makes thank you cards for their drug dealer
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
That's cool, I just have to let the dogs out AND SO HELP ME GOD IF YOU TEXT ME BAHA MEN LYRICS WE ARE NOT FRIENDS.
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
Are you alive? Cause this is my official "im actually alive" text.
Also, apparently I'm only coherent when I'm drunk sexting. And then I'm grammatically perfect and impressively eloquent.
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
I just don’t understand what sort of USPS worker wants to take my unitard and sex toys.
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