I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
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He taught me how to drive a stick by using his dick. He even made the whurrrr noise so I knew when to change gears.
I got him a footlong to apologize for trying to push him off a balcony...
I went from innocently day drinking to waking up handcuffed in jail. Fuck you game days
I used my yoga mat as a door stop so he couldn't come into my room when i was sleeping last night. Drunk engineering at its finest
My philosophy professor just told the class that he is suspicious of dolphins. The stoner in front of me totally gets it. I need to start getting high for this class.
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Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
Well, I'm hung over and my penis hurts - two signs of success
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?
I am naked and annoyed.
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
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