Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
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Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
My Pizza Lunchables won't fit in the fridge because of all your alcohol. One of our addictions has to give.
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
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you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
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