whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
Why were you naked on your bathroom floor?
It was a "get entirely naked to take a shit" kind of blackout I think.
She put her coat on went to leave and called me an asshole. I responded with "I never said I wasn't" and then she pounced on me like a cat on cat nip.
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