Apparently you walked through my house with your dress on your head
i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
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Mother nature decided I wasn't going to be a whore today. Fuck her.
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
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can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
After the keg stand you collapsed, hit your head on the floor, started seizing and after 20 seconds got back up and said "hah, I remember my first beer"
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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