Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
He wasn't lying when he said he was immune to pepperspray. He pretended it burned for like 12 seconds and told the cops he was kidding he was alright. We'll be there soon.
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
We need to get me chipped asap
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
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