Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
I hope no one at work will be able to read the "who wants body shots" on my chest. I forgot about it.
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
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The ultimate Father's Day bonding experience: Both getting bailed out of jail by mom for mooning some shithead cop.
"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
I've literally NEVER been on a date or gotten through one episode of netflix without having sex like I JUST WANT TO WATCH TRUE DETECTIVE
What procrastination leads to: I have submitted a third of my job applications this week with a BAC that would get me arrested
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I'm taking a shower and i'm gonna bring my pocketknife with me
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
I'm on someone's yacht. I don't know who. But I'm on it. There's a guy passed out in a kilt holding bagpipes. Help.
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
True college students do jello shots in the library
Wtf did i hit my head on?
Tequila
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