that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
After you pregamed and were plastered you saw the cop was parked illegally so you gave him a citizens arrest
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
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She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
A client gave me a bottle of vodka today. And he was hot with a beard. It's like he knows my soul.
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
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Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
How do I put this... You're dating Ricky from Trailer Park Boys. Stop eye-fucking him and actually listen to what he says for once. He actually said "I self-learned that myself, basically" while rolling a joint. He's worse than your unskilled magician ex that accidentally cut off three of his own fingers
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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