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she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
STDs are my biggest fear, besides whales. They're so fucking big.
I just crashed on my couch and have no intention of ever getting up again
I will be over with a bedpan and beer
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
I don't think it's food poisoning, I think it's cause you cooked it over burning styrofoam
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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