Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
She said I walked up to the McDonalds counter and ordered just a cup full of pickles then proceeded to offer some to everyone in the place.
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
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test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
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I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
This will always be remembered as the Christmas I had 15 Russians sing christmas carols to me at 130am alone in a gas station while I was stoned on pot brownies
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times
Just woke up and read the text that drunk me sent you, i take it all back, and you can't have my power puff girl pillow either.
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
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