I'm not really sure how I got home, but judging by this headache, i'm assuming it involved bourbon.
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
My cousin's dog just exhaled smoke. My job here is done.
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
Yeah, he has a kid now! Shit... You know you're all grown up when the people you used to have threesomes with become parents
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
Ok more importantly someone in a chicken costume just stepped in front of my car and started breakdancing...
You were saying you didn't want to go home and insisted that I drop you guys off at your uncles. That's how you ended up sleeping on a porch with two dudes
You slammed your face into the toilet and declared you were moving your bed into the bathroom in the morning. Also, you insisted on crawling everywhere because feet are "overrated."
Know what was probably a bad idea? Using white wine as a mixer for vodka.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
I think weed is turning my hair brown
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
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