is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
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She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
The cop was more concerned with the syringes on the dash board than looking for the source of the smoke. Thank god for diabetes!
I'm actually not sure I need to run today, between the crazy monkey sex and breaking into my own house.
Why did you make me get in the car with you and then not give me a ride? I woke up in a bar with a blanket on me.
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I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
He's ruined me. Do you know how frustrating it is to know I'll never find another guy as tall and handsome and rich with as big of lips & booty, and cock as him who also rims and takes me on tropical vacations and buys me all the cocaine.
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
Hey. Did I get punched in the face last night?
Yeah. I told you I would and you didn't believe me.
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