why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
Apparently I was playing rock paper scissors against myself for 2 hours in the bathroom mirror.
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
Just say its a British thing. They wont know Its not. And if they say you're not British, proposition them for a post-sex game of cricket.
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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