Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
I hope, cuz I was gunna get "celebritory drunk" but now I have to get "I'm disappointed drunk"
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
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