According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
I've spent the last three hours watching 30 rock and eating marshmallows and ham. I'm considering taking up weed to justify my lifestyle.
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
Why are you speaking in third person?
Because I'm so hungover that I don't even want to be myself anymore.
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
do you know how hard it is to bring up the "what do I do if you conk out while we're fucking" conversation while maintaining the dignity of.the narcaleptic girl you just met?
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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