I showed him my bush... on skype.
It's a sad day when you realize you are no longer above fucking in movie theater bathrooms.
why did they invent bidet's? your butt gets clean when your poop falls in the toilet and splashes up anyway...
dont seek real advice from me tonight cause its always gonna end with we should have sex
I always have to poop after I paint my nails. It never fails.
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
I smell like beef jerky
That's among the sexiest things you've ever said to me.
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