guys are not supposed to queef...right?
I woke up this morning and saw that I had transferred $0.75 from my savings account to my checking account.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
I can't believe I am actually paying for a night in a hotel for my parents so I can throw a party the night before Christmas Eve. I also can't believe they think it's their Christmas present.
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
She had one of those kid princess beds. I asked how she expected to fuck on that and she just said "thats what the slide is for". I've never wanted to marry a one night stand before.
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
My goal is to have my roommate find me sprawled out in the middle of my floor naked and passed out. Maybe with some Alfredo chicken hanging out of my mouth. I don't know, we'll see where this goes.
I would ride that face into the sunset
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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