its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
I'm texting you the word "cockring" because I feel it hasn't been said enough throughout our friendship.
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
Today I had sex and flossed at the same time. My relationship goals have been exceeded.
I gave him a handjob in the uber car. Life is really spiraling downwards.
This guy on tinder just told me that he wanted to tie me up and asked me what I thought. I told him I wanted tacos
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