The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
Why the fuck did I wake up in a chair with mouth clamps?!
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
Yeah, sorry about that. Dropped the phone on my face while I was watching porn.
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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