Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
I tried to gradually lead her into my room but she wouldn't stop crying and quoting memoirs of a geisha
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
Im about to embark on a date with someone who shit in my car. How did this become my life?
Literally everyone in the bar was absolutely hammered out of their minds. I swear I even saw the bartender swigging jd when he thought no one was looking. And there was me thinking Britain was the booziest nation in the world.
Welcome to America. You're gonna love it.
Feels like someone put a cigar out where my butthole used to live
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
Just caught myself trying to make grilled cheese with the stove off. I think my dad knows I'm high.
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
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