I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
The crowing achievement of my life is still the time I made a 3 course meal out of things I found in the dumpster.
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
Hooked up with my first aid and cpr teacher last night. She dressed as a lifeguard and brought me back to life. Beat that.
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Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
and honestly a story about how you met your future husband that DOESN'T include the words "creeped him on facebook" is really not a story worth sharing
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
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Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
He left for work so I drank pickle juice from his fridge
You ran full speed into the glass door with your Patron and yelled "FEEL THE RHYTHM, FEEL THE RHYME"
I jumped the fence at the bar last night. My dress got stuck and I ended up flashing the entire patio for a good 30 seconds.
At the 10 second mark everyone started to whistle and cheer. Free drinks all night
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