super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
I'm writing off my condom expenses in my taxes
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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