Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
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You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
Were you really trying to feed me potato chips while I was sitting on the toilet?
there is beer in every square inch of this apartment and he hasn't even lived in it for 24 hours. we're playing some game that involves slamming beer, beer pong and smacking people's cups out of their hands.
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We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
So i had a lucid dream about blowing myself. This is why people love me
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
He just said "I can't wait to penetrate you tomorrow" I sat in silence for a second...he attempted to save it by saying "I can't wait to enter you".
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