I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
You're gonna die alone anyway. Even if you do meet a man, they die earlier than women. Best case, you have to deal with grieving over his death and then die alone a couple years later. Worst case, you get a terminal illness and he divorces you, leaving you to die alone anyway.
Thanks, mom.
Didn't I tell you I have developed a shameless theory about farting anywhere and everywhere? I'm too pretty so no one suspects me.
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
Almost gave myself a concussion stealing a stuffed unicorn hanging on a street sign but hey I got home safe
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