He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
he opened up his "box of magic": a crusty tube of KY jelly, three expired condoms, a fingertip vibrater, and a jar of marshmallow fluff.
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Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
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Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
Will exercising make me less horny?
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
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