So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
im pretty sure vibrators are the best invention since dinosaur chicken nuggets
She eyed me up from across the bar and mouthed "I have no gag reflex".
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
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Hunting for men at chipotle... I feel like I should be more disappointed that this is the way my life is going but I'm really just excited for the potential.
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
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I just sang country roads at the top of my lungs with my cab driver. Tonight was a success.
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
She told me her last name, which as you know is my #1 turn-off.
I just realized now that you're pregnant we can't use alcohol as currency
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
But we have bathrooms and they dont
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