you mean i was at the winter classic?
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
Dude's from Puerto Rico. Majoring in Spanish is like us majoring in drinking with a minor in watching Forgetting Sarah Marshall.
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
I wrote "fuck you meg" on my toaster strudel with the icing. I call it "passive aggressive breakfast"
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
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