my soul wont recognize me after tonight
Minivans at bars can only lead to bad things.
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
Who had my phone last night? Whoever it was sent "Fuck you, you're adopted" to half the people on my contact list.
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
Randomize
