I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
Why is it that every time I type the word "give" my phone spells out HIV?! You know how many people i've told I want to HIV them something!
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
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im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
Lots of alcohol. 3rd graders fuck me now.
Auto correct or actual 3rd graders?
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It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
No. You're getting a Viking funeral and I'm pawning your shit.
Well, I'm most mad that he lied to you (about being married)...but the CAT THING IS A CLOSE SECOND
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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