Pappa wants mamma naked
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
You told me that you were as fast as lightning and you wanted to race me. Then you faceplanted after falling down the stairs.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
I stole us four large rolls of toilet paper from the hotel carts. I feel like the breadwinner in this relationship
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
I couldn't have possibly been that bad
You had her flip the penny over to the lucky side before you picked it up and ate it...
Sorry I drunk. I wouldn’t eat those pancakes. I think I put glitter in them.
Randomize