it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
ttyl tear gas
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
The dude at Coffee Bean just handed me my tea latte and whispered, "pomegranate blueberry is such a sexy flavor". With a wink. I'm almost certain that there's an STD floating around in my drink.
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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