This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
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second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
If I come home tho and find u passed out naked in my bed with the bottle of crown empty, we're gonna have issues.
I'm sorry, I can't help the fact that I like to sleep naked, and I like booze, together it looks bad, yes.
I wish I could remember her name, I mean we fucked and all, but it woulda been nice to tag her in the instagram pics.
Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
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They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
Excuse me I just made a hot pocket without burning down the house, I think i can do anything.
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
That’s quite a spread
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