before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
Starbucks introducing alcohol. i hear angels singing.
So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
I put bits of fruit cocktail in the jello shots i made because i knew that they were gonna be the only thing we ate all day
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
Welcome to the difference between being FWBs (remember how we used to see who could get more lap dances a night?) and being in a relationship. Fun, huh?
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
I really love you. Like, more than tequila...& we both know that's my favorite.
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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