Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
i just found an uncooked ramen noodle in my underwear
Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
I gave him a handjob while watching the presidential address. Needless to say, it was weird.
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
What? Cold floors are soothing when you have a hangover. How am I supposed to pass that up. Even if I'm at my parents house
sticking your hands in the toilet to wash your face is not acceptable. ever. i don't care how drunk you are.
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
Somehow my drug dealer is stuck in my air-vent and now everything smells like patchouli, weed, deoderant and sweat.
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
She left a blunt and poutine on my nightstand with a note saying "went to the gym. be ready for round three when I get back" I love Canadian chicks
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