So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
I enjoy that i have a whole shelf of clothes that I've accumulated from random sex. You know the ones you get to make the morning after look less awkward like similar to an athletes trophy shelf
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
you really should stop posting my phone number on craigslist as tranny seeking tranny, last night i answered at family dinner and almost choked on my hot dog
do you not see the irony in that??
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dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
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He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
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