Whoa Z and x make the same sound
the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
For only eating leftover pizza for breakfast today, you sure do have a lot to vomit up...
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
I'm going to take a nap so I don't feel like a stripper sneezed in my mouth tomorrow morning at work.
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
I texted him "my vagina is pounding for you"
I know, you made me proof read it.
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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