your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
the bruises from climbing out of the window last night make sitting at my desk impossible. legit excuse to not study right?
my hand froze to the top of can of beer cuz i fell asleep outside. i decided to find a way to open the bottom of the can before addressing my severe frostbite. PRIORITIES!
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
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