im drinking this country out of the recession.
It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
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Fuck I am starving. I don't think I've eaten in the past two days.
You didnt need to. Gin is like eggs, its a perfectly nutrionally balanced meal.
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
Instead of a hangover my body just feels like shame
That is a hangover
I would prefer a headache
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
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Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
I'm a professor! I can't be caught chasing the liquor with you hooligans once the undergrads have seen my face
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
Me: 10% human, 90% poor drunken life choices.
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
I've made a new rule for socializing in the winter: if it doesn't involve me orgasming or getting drunk I can't make it
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