there are definitely too many half naked pictures of me out there for me to ever be famous.
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
in retrospect, sexting while high was a mistake - I meant to say "I'll fuck you stupid, baby" but of course I said "I'll fuck your stupid baby"
there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
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Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
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Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
Got an egg Mcmuffin combo, and put the hash brown in the sandwich. That level of hungover
Chugging this bottle of Jim at the airport is proving more difficult than I imagined. TSA is not amused.
Hiking for a first date sounded like a good idea in theory because there was absolutely no possibility of me blacking out. In practice, I'd rather black out than go through what I just went through.
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