just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
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Easy Mac is falling out of my sweatshirt as I'm walking down the street.
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
I'm sorry. I know you didn't expect me to be arm deep in vagina when you walked through the door.
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
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You know it's been a good thanksgiving when you pee all over your own hands.
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
do nipples grow back?
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