Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
My first drink last night was a 2-liter of jameson and coke. So hung over it hurt to put my pants back on
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
I think I just sold a snake to a stoned teenager.
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
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