yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
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When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
Saw my boss's vagina at that party. Hung over at work has never been more acceptable
I'm sorry that I didn't get belligerently drunk and did not put my penis on your neck again
So tomorrow I have my performance review with my boss who I banged. When I go in should I ask if this review will be rating my sex or work performance?
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
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I sent him a cookie cake that said "Congratulations you're not a father"
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
Don't you hate falling asleep on the couch with a glass of wine in your hand? It's like dreaming about peeing and then realizing you've peed the bed only stickier.
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
So what's it like to be pregnant?
It feels like I'm hungover and when I was drunk I was kicked off a mechanical bull and then trampled.
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