I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
Umm ok I'm kinda freaked out right now bc the chick that lives next door is either having tantric sex or slowly suffocating her dog to death.
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
A man just squeezed past me in a tight space and said, "Excuse us."
His constant posting of "inspirational" Taylor Swift quotes over the past 3 days has me a little worried. It's like, holy shit dude, you're almost 30.
Nothing says "i love you" more than flowers and potatoes
This is the third time I have overheard parents tell their children "don't be that girl" in reference to me. I'm either doing something horribly wrong or amazingly right
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
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