She punched me in the face after i pulled it out and grabbed my cell phone. Ill be the one hiding in the bushes with one shoe.
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
Can we get pizza? This is seriously not a booty call. I just really want someone to get pizza with me.
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
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