4:25 am: I want you here. Ugh.
I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
your all-time low pick up line was when you asked a girl "Are you rock-staring at me?"
did the hipsters beat you up because you are more ironic than they are?
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Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
Don't feel sorry for me. I'm getting Red Lobster and sex tonight. Nothing can bring me too far down.
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I learned a very valuable lesson tonight...don't touch a cops tazer
WELL THEN WHAT DAY IS IT?!?! This whole having to choose between ruining my future and ruining my liver is totally killing my vibe
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
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