just brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack. ew. not all it's hyped up to be.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
I ended up naked with smirnoff caps on my nipples. Dignity is now a completely foreign concept to me.
My mom got me high and then dropped me off at a church.
I've abandoned trying to find a logical explanation of your life.
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
Seriously considering modifying my computer case so it can dispense wine. I need to make a bunch of changes and reorganize it's guts anyway....
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
There's a stripper getting there at 10 though so hopefully I'm out before the stripper gets there. I don't have time to deal with a stripper.
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
Also so weird my phone cracked after I repeatedly threw it at the ground as hard as possible
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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