Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
I know its time to do laundry... i cant even find a dirty sock to wear because they all have jizz in them
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
I just had a great idea for an etsy shop. Sell all the shit bitches leave from one nighters
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
I smoked then listened to a voicemail from my mom...I ended up yelling at my phone cause she wasn't answering me. Forgot it was a recording.
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
CODE RED CODE RED MY VIBRATOR IS BROKEN THIS IS NOT A DRILL
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
Got electrocuted a second ago, is it weird that I have a boner?
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