I am looking at the epitome of fake boobs right now
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
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I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
She called us while she was having sex to ask if we remembered to feed the cat
I dont understand how her boyfriend puts up with her weirdness
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
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You seriously knocked all the beer off the table, broke the beer pong table, broke the bar and kept yelling "you have to warn me first!" all because I wouldn't let you have another four loco
I want a battle ostrich, get me a battle ostrich and then come and make love to me
I saw a spider on my bed and my first reaction was to throw my weed bag to safety
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
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