Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
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I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
Ugh he's texting me.
Tell him you're no longer interested in what he has to offer; his shitty personality outweighs his sexual prowess.
So we were having sex and his roommate walks in eating a bag of chips. Then proceeds to talk to us about his bitch of a professor.
Did he at least offer you guys chips?
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May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
Ran out of eye drops right after putting them in one eye. Half baked at work.
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back