It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
when im not freaking out about dying alone and unloved, i actually really enjoy being single
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
I'm sorry I tried putting my balls in your cup holder.
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
Some people dream of being astronauts others dream of having genitalia that shines like Edward Cullen in the sun
If I had 3 wishes one would for sure be a designated driver for life that gives hand jobs.
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
Randomize
