No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
so I got guilt tripped into giving her a new years kiss, and she proceeded to try and eat my face while mounting me. when you give a mouse a cookie...
you were saying "i am the vodka queen!" and then in a different voice replying to yourself "all hail the vodka queen! you are so beautiful!"
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
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Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
did i walk over a car last night?
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
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I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
My roommate has a sixth sense about my jerking off and walks in EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.
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