He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
Its great. Every time she starts barking i know ive got approximately 37 seconds to hide my gf in the closet and throw some clothes on
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
Also I'd like you to set a calendar reminder that goes off every day for you to take 2 minutes to think about what your life would be like without me.
i just found this napkin with your number on it in my jacket pocket. it reads amy, drawing of a wine bottle and a house
She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
Buying a pregnancy test at Walmart in the middle of the night in the middle of Tennessee is not really how I imagined my 25th year on this planet starting out...
You know those twins i had a crush on in grade school? Just woke up between them. Best. Party. EVER.
Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
I swam, I rode a bicycle, I rode a horse, I danced. It was like a real life tampon advert.
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