Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
You know its been a rough night when you wake up and the first thing you remember is your mom going skinny dipping.
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
So, sleeping with all of my Vicodin in my bra because I knew she'd be searching my room for drugs tonight. I'LL SHOW HER.
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
FUCK... Pulled a chick from the bar went to her house passed out on the shitter. She lives in a house full of girls. They were making poop jokes as i left
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
Fun times on public transportation. I just had a guy imply that I was racist cause I didn't want to talk to him when I was clearly reading my book and he was clearly on coke.
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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