Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
I can't find the keys to get out of my front door, there are random socks in my bicycle basket and I can see a plastic handle of cheap vodka sitting on my porch. oh, and my head just broke u with me.
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
Just induced vomiting to put out a carpet fire.
Everyone is cheering
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
Did I come home in a police car last night? id come downstairs to ask you but i dont think my legs work anymore
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
My roommate just yelled at me for coughing. I'd like to yell at her for doing lines off our counter last night.
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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