Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
The only thing stopping me from having sex with you in my parents jacuzzi bathtub is the knowledge that they've already had that idea themselves
Fun Fact: I do not remember what its like to be sober between drinking off and on for two weeks at my "vacation" and being on painkillers for my mouth now
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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