I realized today that the only reason you made out with Travis is because he has nice teeth
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
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Shoot me. Guy hitting on me with a beaver on his head. Says it is his spirit animal.
He kept telling me how extraordinarily clean my ears were.
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
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Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
I was desperate and wasn't about to let my cereal get soggy so I ate it on the toilet. Don't let me repeat last night.
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
I bought two pregnancy tests and a cosmopolitan magazine at 4am... I told the cashier "dont judge me, ur not God"
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